Like what you read? Agree/disagree with The Reel Deal? Think he’s talkin’ out his…HUSH YO’ MOUF! (I’m only talkin’ about The Reel Deal!) Email him at TRDMovieReviews! Play the stars with daily fantasy movies at cinemadraft. ![]() Still, featuring the single most graphic, hysterically funny sequence that you may see all year, and one complicated, rape-y super-bro douche (yes, you read that right voiced by “Workaholics” star Anders Holm), this is one “Sausage Party” you’ll be dying to REELS Even though I enjoy a good F-bomb more than your average potty-mouthed American, literally every other line here carpetbombs the senses with it, fucking up an otherwise flawless entertainment. What makes this movie more than the sum of its foul-mouthed, naughty bits are its thinly-veiled takes on racism, sexual orientation, religion - hell, even the Palestinian-Israeli conflict - all under the aegis of an anthropomorphized food fight. It's fine, right? I mean, nothing bad's ever happened from just the tips.When eyes are opened to what the truth behind The Great Beyond (leaving the supermarket) actually means - torturous death from being eaten by the “god”-like humans - frankfurter Frank (Rogen) attempts to lead a grocery store food revolt with his hot dog bun girlfriend Brenda (Wiig) on the eve of popular Great Beyond holiday Red White & Blue Day.Īlthough a cartoon, “Sausage Party” is as aggressively profane as it is entertaining if you take your kids to see this movie, you’re officially Worst Parent of the Year. I don't know how well, I'm gonna perform once it happens. But full disclosure, I'm pretty fucking nervous about this. I can't wait just finally get up in there, just raw-dog it. I'm so happy, the Gods put our packages together. You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named:Įd-ward Nor-ton? What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that? are the plaything of a demented schlubby Jewish actor named: Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called. While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough. But, now that you have shattered one truth: It is time for you to learn. ![]() You and your friends have accomplished the impossible and for that, I give you mad props. FUCK YOU, GODS! I've got a date with oblivion. They're ain't gods! They're monsters, horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters! They ain't gonna get Honey Mustard twice. Covering our eyes with their cum, so cum covered we can't fucking see! We don't know! We don't know, they're jerking off into our eyes! Our faces!ĭude, shut up! The gods are gonna hear you talking about that. 'Great' my asshole! Everything we've ever known is a dirt covered pile of shit. You fucking idiots! I've been there, I've seen that shit and there ain't no way I'm going back. ![]() I mean, What is he, Honey? Is he mustard? It's like make up your mind or just kill yourself. Hey, Honey Mustard, you're acting cray cray!Ĭarl, we shouldn't even be talking to this asshole. Douche is the main antagonist of the 2016 adult animated comedy film Sausage Party. Everything you've been told, everything you believe in. You're celebrating your doom! Wake up! They're lying to your fucking faces! The Great Beyond is bullshit! Why is anybody listening to me?
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